DeathTheKid

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lovelyardie
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drralph

"I completely changed the recipe and it turned bad. This means the recipe is bad. Two stars."

discojak

Please I'm begging you all to follow r/ididnthavetheeggs it's all just posts like this please

agoddamnedrayofsunshine

r/ididn'thaveeggs link for the interested:

jacketslutjayse

Adding some more quality replies from the rbs so they're all in one chain

Image ID: screenshot of a reblog from sallys funny kiss on 3 April. They have a sonic the hedgehog icon and they included a screenshot of a 2 star review from food network with 2 thumbs up. It says: Well... I think this recipe WOULD have been fantastic, but I think some people are overinflating their reviews. It was edible, sure, but I wouldn't waste my time making it again. I had no Brochie (spelling?) or the other bread so I substituted tortillas which did not soak up the egg moisture. As I am vegan, I couldn't use the eggs they recommended, but the aquafaba from a can of garbanzo beans usually works just fine. Not here. It was so soggy and tasted like canned beans??? It always worked in the past before. They were not quite as sweetly spiced as I hoped but I think that was a bit of my own fault. Accidentally added a shake or two of cumin before realizing it wasn't the nutmeg. Oops! Overall great recipe but it just wasnt as good as I expected it to be.  There is a reply from anonymous under it that has 3 thumbs up. It says: Of course it's not going to be good when you don't follow the recipe. You need bread. You need eggs. You need to use the right spices. Please don't give a recipe a bad review if you can't follow the recipe as it is written.  Sallys funny kiss then comments under the screenshot: Why does this keep happening? 'I didn't have the fluffy, buttery bread the recipe said to use and I also don't eat eggs so I stuck a tortilla in some bean water and added cumin instead of cinnamon and for some reason it didn't taste good. [flat stare emoji]' End ID.ALT
Image ID: Screenshot of a reblog from stormy birb on 3 April, who has a jojo's bizarre adventure icon. They attached a screenshot of a 1 star review from Deloris P from 2020. It says: I added 6 cups of sugar instead of the corn and it was way too sweet. My family hated it. Not recommended! End ID.ALT
justletmeremember

my personal favorite:

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making egg tarts without eggs is....a choice. sometimes one just has to acknowledge that a banana isn't an egg, indeed.

lovelyardie
werewolftits

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

werewolftits

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lierdumoa

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

lierdumoa

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.